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13 inch Galileo Thermometer
West & Co.
I've seen these sporadically through my life and was very confused on what they were? Entrapped funky fishing bobbers? Actually no. Just recently I found out their Thermometers and once you know how they work it really is a way cool bubble gum for the eyeball gizmo!! Crafted in Germany, this 13" tall functional and attractive desk accessory is a thermometer based on the physicist Galileo Galilei?s (1564-1642) discovery that the density of fluid expands and contracts depending on temperature. Hand-blown glass spheres feature medallions imprinted with temperatures ranging from 64øF to 88 øF. The lowest floating sphere in the upper group indicates the current temperature. As the temperature decreases, spheres will rise and as the temperature increases, spheres will fall.
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2006 Monthly Doos Calendar
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Yes, it's a crap fest!! The Monthly Doos 2006 Dog Poop Calendar was created by canines with pride and maybe a little extra roughage. Your friends or just maybe your enemies will howl with laughter!! 12 months of pure crap from a masterful pile in autumn leaves to delicate dropping in a field of flowers!! Act now and for FREE you'll receive a crappy poop Yule Doo ornament ($6.95 retail value) to sling on the holiday tree!! Yours for only $13.95 and that's no bullshit!!
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ACM Auto Card Manager
ACM
Introducing the all new featherweight ACM, Auto Card Manager, designed to carry and protect all of your standard credit, identification and membership cards. When one of 6 buttons are lightly pushed, cards eject for convenient use. This highly innovative wallet technology comes with a removable money clip for your paper currency and receipts. The ACM comes with a total of 18 interchangeable button icons to cover every possible card combination. It’s an excellent idea for both men and women. Weighing only 2 ounces, the Auto Card Manager fits easily into any pocket or purse. The ACM comes in what's called Silver Reserve, an attractive brushed aluminum finish. This precision instrument carries a "Lifetime Warranty” and will stand up to all the rigors of the traditional wallet or money clip. It will easily protect your credit and smart cards from demagnetization and keep all of your cards looking new indefinitely. If you are looking for a new and innovative way to carry your credit, ID, membership cards and paper currency and you are ready to automate your wallet or money clip, you have found it!
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Alien Space Mucus
Accoutrements
Our Space Mucus is a bit stranger than your garden variety human mucus. Our Space Mucus can bounce, stretch, and splat for endless gooey fun.ÿ The package comes with two plastic eggs (each containing 1 ounce of Space Mucus) in a net bag.ÿÿÿ
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Anger Management 101 Choking Boss Doll
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Want to wring your boss' neck? Try this, The Anger Management Choker Boss Doll: it'll make you feel better! When this annoying executive starts barking orders, squeeze his neck and he changes his tune. Boss: "You're working late tonight!" [choke him] "I mean, you'll now be working half days...from home!" Boss: "Promotion, hah!" [choke him] "What I meant to say was, Hello, Mr. Vice President." Boss: "I'm cutting your salary to justify my bonus." [choke him] It's time you got a raise. You take my bonus. The Anger Management Boss Choker Doll eyes will bulge, his cheeks will redden, his tongue sticks out, his limbs flail...see, you feel better already! The Anger Management Boss Choke Doll wears a necktie, a belt, and his favorite coffee cup that reads "You're Wrong" in a nice red type face. - Soft, plush doll is 11" high. - Batteries included. Watch the Anger Management Boss Choke Doll VIDEO in action and to hear more of his hilarity.
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Anger Management 101 Choking Husband
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Hey Ladies, do you get upset sometimes when your man says something stupid. Don't you wish you could choke the life right out of him, maybe just for a minute without being brought up on legal charges. Now you can choke a Husband all you want with the Anger Management Husband Choker Doll. This Husband Doll will provide two types of relief, you can choke him and he'll make your husband look like a saint. Anger Management Husband Choke Doll VIDEO The Anger Management Husband Choker Doll eyes will bulge, his cheeks will redden, his tongue sticks out, his limbs flail...see, you feel better already! A remote is attached to his hand just like all the other couch potato husbands. The Anger Management Husband Doll is made of soft, plush doll and measures 11" high. Batteries included. Yours for only $19.95
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Animal Eyeglass Holder - Cat
Bobbo Inc.
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
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Animal Eyeglass Holder - Frog
Bobbo Inc.
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
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Animal Eyeglass Holder - Giraffe
Bobbo Inc.
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
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Animal Eyeglass Holder - Whole Herd
Bobbo Inc.
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
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Animal Eyeglass Holders - Moose
Bobbo Inc.
The Animal Eyeglass Holders are imported from Indonesia, handcrafted from native wood and are hand painted.
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Antenna Topper - Moe Tucan
Car Buddies LLC
With margarita in claw this bird just simply wants to hang out!! Stands approx. 3 inches tall Place in 3 locations: Car antenna, Rearview Mirror, Dashboard
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Bathtub Love Hi-Jinx Game
Kepher Games
Bathtub Love....is an erotic foreplay game that allows lovers to explore the sensuality of sharing a nice warm tub. Each bubble is filled with four actions that vary from playful to naughty. Place the bubble into the tub, then pick up one of the bubbles. Randomly select a romantic action from the bubble and perform it on your lover. After performing the action, re-seal the bubble, and return the bubble to the tub. Your lover then takes the next turn and play continues until all entries are carried out or until foreplay has turned into something more. The game includes 10 bubbles, 40 waterproof game pieces, and 2 oz. of bubble bath.
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Bermuda Sloop Model
Authentic Models
Why Not? Take this sailing beauty and escape to the local pond!! Also makes for a great gift for the sailing lover, nautical decor theme or for that executives desk. Measures L: 39", H: 34". We're proud to be associated with Authentic Models the makers of this fine vessel. Exquisite wood carvings, intricate details, sand-cast brass, polished to a high gloss keeps their competitors far behind in their wake. PLEASE NOTE: Models are shipped with the sails unassembled. Step-by-step instructions are included. All rigging, lines and stays have brass hooks attached, which easily hook into eyelets on mast, boom, sprit or deck. Assembly takes less than 5 minutes.
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Big Man on Campus Hamster
Sunstar Industries
These are the wonderful collectible Gemmy's Dancing Hamsters. We will be adding new ones all the time so please make sure to check back.
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Birthday Boy Hamster
Sunstar Industries
These are the wonderful collectible Gemmy's Dancing Hamsters. We will be adding new ones all the time so please make sure to check back.
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Blue Plug-In Knight Light tm
Unique Products
Made of high-quality resin and hand-painted in stunning detail, the smallest of the Knight Lights comes with a 7-watt type C bulb and is UL tested and approved. Its gentle illumination is appropriate for any room in the house, and is available in four colors: blue, green, orange, and purple. May this Knight be your own protector, steadfast and brave. He stands watch over all who sleep within their glow!
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